Wednesday, May 07, 2003

 

OK, here's one: This guy is out on a lake in a rowboat. He accidentally drops his wallet into the lake, and a carp swims out of nowhere, grabs the wallet, and swims off. The guy begins to row like crazy to catch up to the carp. Just as he is about to catch the fish, the carp hands the wallet off to another carp. The guy rows like crazy in the other direction, trying to catch the new carp. Just as he is about to grab his wallet, sure enough, the second carp passes the wallet along to a third carp. This is the first known case of carp to carp walleting.

posted by Praxis 10:10 PM

 

Back again. I've been away thinking, I guess. I'm trying to figure out how to best use this blog. Good links? Pretty mundane. The story of my life? Even more mundane. Maybe I should post groaner jokes. I've got a million of 'em.

posted by Praxis 10:05 PM